A Different View!

Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.

I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me.
Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide.
- Jerry Seinfeld

God made rainy days, so gardeners could get the housework done.

Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells,
and don't work half the time.
- Author Unknown

Question:  What do you call a grumpy and short-tempered gardener?  Answer:  A Snap Dragon. 
[Karen, my wife, answered "Mike!"]

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining,
the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing,
and the lawn mower is broken.
- James Dent