Why, Why, Why????   

> ..1...Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
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> ..2...Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is no money in the account?
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> ..3...Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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> ..4...Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
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> ..5...Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
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> ..6...Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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> ..7...Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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> ..8...Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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> ..9...Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
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> ..10..If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
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> ..11..Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
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> ..12..Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
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> ..13..Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
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> ..14..Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
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> ..15..Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?
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> ..16..How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
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> ..17..When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you
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> ..18..Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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> ..19..In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
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> ..20..How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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> ..21...And my FAVORITE.....

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